I swear there are goblins in my house..
My stuff always goes missing..
I find Day time TV hilarious.
The only time I get to watch day time TV is when I’m ill.. Which is grim.
I hate being ill.
But omg Jerry Springer makes me laugh.

- Mum: You know when you want to mug someone?
- Me: ..
- Mum: Well I want to mug you for your pasta.
- Me: Oh alright Mum.
give me the boy you are obviously a moron
Carly get away from that perfect boy you idiot
who wants to bet me he’s using tumblr on that laptop of his?
Carly gtfo
carly plz
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